The joker of the pack. He's great to have around the dressing room and has made a huge improvement since last year. Better at collecting the ball and a very good shot stopper as he showed in the 11-a-side tournament. Ahmets!
Billy Callaway - Nobby Stiles Right/Left Back No. 3
Loves a challenge and never gives up. Always gives 110% for his team mates and will battle for every lost cause. Good in the air, strong in a tackle and loves to get froward. If everyone was as passionate as him we would win more then we lose.
Kevin Rose - John Arne Riise Left Back No. 2
A passionate player that puts his heart and soul on the line when ever he crosses that white line. Has a tidy left foot and always looks to play out from the back. Been heavily involved in trying to find the club a sponsor.
Daniel Downes - Neil 'Razor' Ruddock Right/ Left Back No. 5
Never played too many games last season due to injuries and plenty of holidays (jamy git) but still a massive part of the squad. Has a solid tackle and plays a good pass. Not many opponents would enjoy playing against him. Great to have around the dressing room, ave it!
Paul Patten - Sol Campbell Centre Back No. 4
A leader on and off the field and organises the back line superbly. His presence made a difference last season and will be a massive asset to the side this season. Commanding in the air, solid as a rock and reads the game with ease at times.
Kadeem Wallace - Wilifred Zaha Right / Left & Centre Midfield No. 7
Last seasons Players Player of the year after a brilliant season. Always plays with a smile on his face and has bags of energy. Will play anywhere but his best position is on the wing. Works hard every game, loves taking players on and good passer of the ball, an all round team player.
Johnston Brown - Peter Reid Centre Defensive Midfield No. 19
Player/ Manager of the club, has a passion for his team to do well. Works hard, loves a tackle and will push himself and his team to play the game on the floor. Splitting image of Reidy and play like him...I'm ok with the playing part.
Aaron Walker - Socrates (Without the mullet) Left/ Right Attacking Midfield No. 12
New to the side this season but has fitted in well. Brings something different to the side with his mazy runs and quick feet. Always looking to go forward and take players on.
Danny Galvin - Wayne Rooney Centre Attacking Midfield No. 16
A terrific player with great vision, a powerful shot and strength and skill on the ball. The team always has a chance against anyone with him in it. Will be a huge loss to the side this season after breaking his leg in only our second game of the season. Hurry back mate!
Darren Nicely-Prince - Thierry Henry Striker No. 14
Last seasons second top scorer with 12 goals in all competitions. Has unbelievable pace and is a handful for defenders. Never stops working for the whole 90 minutes a real asset to the side. Another player that is one of the first names on the team sheet.
Jordan Brown - Nicolas Anelka Striker No. 9
Unfortunately Jordan won't be able to play very much this season due to university. But he has made a massive contribution to the side over the summer. He has a superb strike, quick pace, loads of energy and scores goals.
George Healy - Oliver Kahn Goalkeeper No. 1
The youngest squad member but one of the brightest. In his first season with the club but already much liked within the squad. Strong at collecting the ball in the air, makes some terrific saves and eager to improve.
Dean Morrison - Bacary Sagna (without the barnet) Right Back No. 6
Solid at right back, not too many wingers enjoy playing against him. Will do everything necessary to stop his opponent getting around him. Has great composer, loves a tackle and great crossing ability. Piss him off at your own peril.
Donnie Forbes - Steve Claridge (ringer) Left Back/ Midfield No. 15
There is no doubting Donnie's ability, he has great skill and a dangerous left foot. One of the most skilful players in the squad. Play's the game the right way and loves a nut-meg. Just needs to get up in the mornings!
Peter Lawrence - Jackie Charlton Centre Back/ Right & Left Back No. 18
Vice Captain that looks to play out from the back, very cool and composed for a centre back. Hardly ever misses a header and will put everything on the line for his team mates. Last seasons Managers Player of the Year is one of the first names on the team sheet.
Billy Carlton - Jonathan Woodgate Centre Back No. 13
Has been unlucky with injuries so didn't feature as much as he would have liked last season. He will be out for the whole of this season but still a member of the squad. Great in the air going forward as well as defending, Strong and loves his long range passes.
Terry Martin - Gareth Bale (Without the ears) Right/ Left Midfield No. 11
Is an engine down the wing, works his socks off in every game he plays. Good in the air, scores goals and good technique. Although he is a winger can also play at the back as cover or even wing back.
Charlie Adams - Paul Scholes Attacking Midfield No. 17
Last seasons top scorer, has fantastic feet and a real eye for goal. Has a great strike of the ball and always willing to take players on. Scores free-kicks, headers, tap-ins and long rangers. Just a shame he's a Palace fan.
Samuel Jacques - Mesut Özil Centre Attacking Midfield/ Centre Back No. 10
Club Captain has great composure on the ball and never gives the ball away. Has the ability to spot a pass that others can't see as well as never losing a header. Influences other players around him with his calm manner on the ball. Never seen him miss a penalty.
David Lawrence - Bobby Charlton Centre Midfield/ Centre Forward No. 23
Is a fantastic footballer that can play anywhere. Loves to take players on but can also be a midfield enforcer. Plays with a lot of heart and passion with a strong will to win. Scores goals from what ever position he plays.
Adrian Steele - Emil Heskey (But scores goals) Centre Forward/ Attacking Midfield No. 8
A strong target man that has the ability to hold up the ball and link play with the midfield. Was moved up top last season and hasn't looked back since. Not only does he score goals but provides them to, weather it be an assist or winning a penalty. #No he don't dive....